We've got to tell you about yesterday. What a day! We were driving through the ancient mountains of Appalachia, Shenandoah to be exact. The views were incredible.
Leigh insisted that we travel off the beaten path to photograph the wildlife, so against park rangers warnings we took the steep, danger ous roads closed for the winter. Soon we found many gentle and peaceful beasts of the wilderness..
...we heard a strange thumping in the distance, and fearing a landslide, I turned towards the volvo and AHHHHHHH!!!!!! A giant Megalosaurus!!!!
Never in my life had I run so fast, I needed to warn Leigh. It was then I realized that Shenandoah was crawling with dinosaurs! They were everywhere!!
We raced towards the Volvo, survival our only goal.. when out of nowehere came King Kong!! I trembled in fear! But I was also star struck! Kong, wow! He snatched me up quicker than I could have anticipated - fast for a slovenly gorilla, anyhow - I was at his ape mercy!
When out of nowhere, brave Leigh came to my rescue, taming the irritable beast with a frozen Snickers bar!
The beast relinquished us to the path where we sped away from Kong, now battling the Megalosaurus for the coveted candy bar. Those ancient mountain ranges sure are wild.
Leigh is one of the bravest men in the world. Tim Winn is braver, but Leigh's all right.
ReplyDeleteAnd the whole Damsel in Distress thing gets old fast...